went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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