he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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