i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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