Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
...so i touched it.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
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Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
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We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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