Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You can't just leave with hair like that
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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