we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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