I just made out with a guy for $7.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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