I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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