I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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