Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
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I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
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