i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
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I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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