hell yes lets make some ravioli
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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