Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
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i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
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THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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