i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
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I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
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Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I love you. Go after that dick
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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