Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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