I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
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Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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