The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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