My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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