Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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