i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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