hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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