chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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