You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
