He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
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I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
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He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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