I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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