i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
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Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
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Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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