Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
You don't make any sense
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