Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
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Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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