what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
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animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
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CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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