Swine flu. Run for my life!
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
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its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
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Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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