it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
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He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
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My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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