C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
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Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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