She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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