Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
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Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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