brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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