i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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