babies were throwing up all over the place
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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