If i come over, it means nothing
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
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