if i can run in heels then i can drive
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Dude I had my dad cock block me once