one might say we're banned from that church
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
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omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
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I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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