Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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