Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
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Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
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I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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