i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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