well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
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90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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