i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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