Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
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i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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