I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
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My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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