I'm going to jail i love you
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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