Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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