just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
A+ Viking dick
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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