my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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